Todays excitement

Have you ever hurt yourself and the act of hurting yourself was so retarded that you didn't want to tell anyone? I had one of those experiences today....although Im gonna tell you about it....

So today I was planning on playing soccer with a bunch of interns. Im sorta lookin fwd to it....I really dont play soccer.....BUT an intern invited me to play the other day and I felt obliged to go..........very similar to me feeling obliged to look up obliged and make sure Im spelling it right.....ok, o-b-l-i-g-e-d....awesome....anyway, I felt OBLIGED to go, so I was planning on attending. Im not really sure if you know what I do, but Im a structural design engineer (the act of employing me as such may be an act of terrorism...we'll see what happens) and I spend all day in front of a screen designing/drawing up repairs for damaged 747s. So today I was doin' my thing, clickin' the mouse, looking at the screen, shifting in my seat a little bit to the beat of my IPOD......then outta no where comes this pain from my groin. I pulled a fucking groin! Drafting! I have to be the biggest pansy in the world.......

You know this reminds me of the time I hurt my neck while answering a phone at work (dont ask my how, its another one of those wtf moments). I decided to go to the Boeing nurse and see if they could hook me up with a pain killer and before I knew it, I was set up with massage sessions and physical therapy sessions 3 days a week.......I know what it feels like to be a starting pitcher on the mariners now I guess.

Just thought you folks would like to see Mountain Dew's OTHER ad campaign....I guess the target audience here are rad mountain bikers with handle bar mustaches and tight shorts. REALLY extreme ultimate power....this was found in Canada, by the way. "Ooohhhh" you say.